thatcaliber liked this So. That happened. Yeah…
Come, now, darling. You could get WAY more than three hundred sandwiches from a thinly sliced person.
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morex87 liked this I thought the same thing when I read the first paragraph of that godawful story today. That’s some bullshit right there....
spaceeoddity reblogged this from otterish subway tho
robertmorehouse reblogged this from juturna Swear to fuck anyone who said this to me even as a joke, I would slice thinly and make INTO three hundred sandwiches.