best bet is to pretend this doesn’t exist. ((50/50 I will sober up and delete it later anyway.)) I was trying to see how many years ago Marissa & Bethany were removed and found this nonsense instead. TKM, after Neil sold Aaron out to Riko** Riko got his hands on Aaron & Andrew

a relatable sibling feel

foxmulders:

my sister: *gets in the shower*
me, fully clothed and three rooms over: HEY I WAS LITERALLY A B O U T TO GET IN THERE YOU SHITFUCK I’M PRACTICALLY I N THE SHOWER RIGHT NOW AND YOU JUST???? OK

(via joshpeck)

Y’know, I try to keep to one basic rule on social media: don’t shit-talk the everyday RL people – e.g. coworkers, customers, family members, etc etc, people who are just going about their lives and who haven’t asked for the ridicule and judgment of a faceless crowd. I’m pretty sure I’ve slipped a time or two, because I’m really good at breaking my own rules, but I at least try to keep it to my personal locked twitter account. But jfc, lovies, if only I could tell you the nonsense these kids get up to.

coldsaturn:
“ karenholmeswriter:
“ #Humor literario… estos novelistas, siempre cambiando las cosas
”
@korakos
”

mysoulforcoffee said: 25 DAYS AND YOU WILL BE CLOSER TO ME!!!!!! I'mma show up one morning with booze and cats and be like, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!

BRING ME MY BB

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funnypoeple:

@korakos WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 8TRACKD PLAYLISTS I CAN ONLY GET TO THEM THROUGH THE LINKS U PUT UP

If I remember correctly, that’s actually how I set it up to work? Back when I made the playlists there were like… 5 people reading TFC, so I didn’t want these strange playlists floating around 8tracks where people could go “????” at them. I could be wrong, but I think I specifically told them to not show in search results. I meant to go back later and take them down.

commander–kirschtein:

phantom-voices:

mamasynth:

lawfulgoodness:

mildredjosephine:

rudesby:

knottahooker:

judgebunnie:

feferi:

missvoltairine:

it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet 

tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day 

same, aggressively so. I also still use “wtf, mate.”

#i have no idea what this is referring to#but i’m relieved to know i’m not the only one out there randomly quoting old internet videos#some shit is always hilarious to me (x)

OH MAN

LET ME LEARN YOU A THING

who doesn’t think this is STILL AS HILARIOUS as it was when we all watched it over and over and over again 15 years ago?

My husband and I still quote this to this day.

I give the full “hokey, so… here’s the earth” whenever I’m stumbling over my words or trying to figure out what to say.

AND WHO SAYS THIS VIDEO ISN’T FUNNY!?!?!?!?  I WILL FIGHT YOU!

What the fuck kind of a heretic doesn’t think this is funny?

HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THIS

Never forget.

(via januariat)

micdotcom:
“ The Department of Justice is suing the state of North Carolina over HB2 On Monday afternoon, the Department of Justice announced it would sue the state of North Carolina, just hours after Republican Gov. Pat McCrory said the state would... micdotcom:
“ The Department of Justice is suing the state of North Carolina over HB2 On Monday afternoon, the Department of Justice announced it would sue the state of North Carolina, just hours after Republican Gov. Pat McCrory said the state would... micdotcom:
“ The Department of Justice is suing the state of North Carolina over HB2 On Monday afternoon, the Department of Justice announced it would sue the state of North Carolina, just hours after Republican Gov. Pat McCrory said the state would... micdotcom:
“ The Department of Justice is suing the state of North Carolina over HB2 On Monday afternoon, the Department of Justice announced it would sue the state of North Carolina, just hours after Republican Gov. Pat McCrory said the state would... micdotcom:
“ The Department of Justice is suing the state of North Carolina over HB2 On Monday afternoon, the Department of Justice announced it would sue the state of North Carolina, just hours after Republican Gov. Pat McCrory said the state would... micdotcom:
“ The Department of Justice is suing the state of North Carolina over HB2 On Monday afternoon, the Department of Justice announced it would sue the state of North Carolina, just hours after Republican Gov. Pat McCrory said the state would...

micdotcom:

The Department of Justice is suing the state of North Carolina over HB2

On Monday afternoon, the Department of Justice announced it would sue the state of North Carolina, just hours after Republican Gov. Pat McCrory said the state would launch its own lawsuit defending the state’s increasingly tendentious HB2 “bathroom bill.” Legal experts are already forecasting a victor in this litigious battle.

(via thessalian)

hvlth-gxth:

my constant internal dialogue.

(via januariat)

silbrig-guelden:

@korakos I love you very much but could you do me the favor of making your theme’s font white (#fff) please? The dark grey on the black background is quite straining on the eyes. Thank you in advance.

Whoops, sorry!! I think I fixed it – let me know if that’s easier?

forestboyparrish:

korakos:

coldsaturn:

txchnicolourbeats:

I JUST FINISHED THE KING’S MEN AND I MAY OR MAY NOT BE CRYING

don’t cry before you’ve also read nora’s extra content

*takes a shot*

Don’t start that game Nora you’ll die of alcohol poisoning.

Also OP cry while reading the extra content. (Like you could help it. *side-eyes Nora*)

that’s p much my goal in life anyway

ya’ll’re the ones who came up with the questions, I am not responsible for the answers :D I am absolved of all guilt in these proceedings

(via bienmoreau)

cecilyacat:

Drinking game: Take a shot every time @coldsaturn links someone to the extra content. Have fun being drunk all day.