In Shocking Turn of Events, Donald Trump Becomes Presumptive Republican Nominee After Being Frontrunner Solidly the Entire Primary Season; Media Which Gave Him Billions In Free Advertising Stunned
Y’know, I have two “assigned” places in my room where I am supposed to put my glasses when I go to bed, but because I have Zero Common Sense and refuse to learn from my mistakes, I continue to drop them anywhere I goddamned please… which means half the time I wake up I get to stumble around my room and pat down every hard surface in search of the blasted things. You’d think I’d’ve learned by now, but that’s obviously asking too much.
what that headline failed to mention is that it links to a kickstarter! it ends on may 13th, and it’s not yet halfway to the goal of $10,000. so more people need to be seeing this.
when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb
ya’ll I am suddenly so excited for 4am so I can pick @wasdplz up from work and show her that STRONG WOMEN ARE UNREALISTIC & UGLY AND UNDERMINE THE TRUE CHRISTIAN MALE article and watch her explode, it is going to be AMAZING
The sister survived half that post, finally realized it wasn’t satire, and threw my phone at my head. Hurhurhur.
Seriously though when Zedd and Kesha’s song True Colors drops tomorrow please buy it when you can. The profits will benefit someone who’s struggled with assault and abuse and who’s voice was silenced when she tried to speak up. Who was dismissed her rights even when she said she spoke the truth. Who was told to lie about her assault case in order to gain her freedom. In this situation , Kesha needs all the support she can get and the easiest way to do that is by spending the 1.29 for the song. Illegally downloading doesn’t do shit.
ya’ll I am suddenly so excited for 4am so I can pick @wasdplz up from work and show her that STRONG WOMEN ARE UNREALISTIC & UGLY AND UNDERMINE THE TRUE CHRISTIAN MALE article and watch her explode, it is going to be AMAZING
This is a treasure trove of fedora wearing gentleman (+ Bible at no additional cost!) nerd-whining oh my god
Here’s some highlights: as a sworn gentleman, I’m loath to cause you any pain or embarrassment.
In fact, if I may be so bold, I’d like to save you from pain or
embarrassment.
I feel a bit like it’s my job to tell you your slip is showing. Or like
I’m one of those knights in those paintings where the knight is
rescuing the, uh, rather unclothed lady who is tied to a tree. True
chivalry demands action in both those cases, but you can’t do it without
causing the lady in question a little of the old p. and e.
in any case, it’s going to seem like I’m being hard on you all, but I’m
only doing it because I care about you. And I hope if you read through
to the end you’ll see that I’m actually being much harder on myself and
other men. I know the whole world is ladling on the adoration for your brave
contributions to modern womanhood. However, you are behaving, all of
you, in ways that do not befit your sex or glorify God. Frankly, and I’m
sorry to have to say this, I really am, many of you look ridiculous.
Your friends and family and fans may not laugh at you. But the angels do
and history will. What you’re doing might be good politics (of a sort),
but it’s bad biology, bad theology, and bad storytelling. It lies about
who you are as a woman and how God made you. And it makes for lousy
movies and TV.
It’s just so sad. I wish every one of the ladies who played y’all had
a father or a husband who loved them enough to tell them they weren’t
allowed to do what they did. If saying that makes me a monster, okay,
I’m a monster.
Because I need all you fictional ladies to help me out. Because I
suck. I’m passive. I’m weak. I don’t need more excuses. What I need is
something to fight for, someone to fight for, someone to protect. If you
rob me of that, you rob me of my dignity as a man.
Get used to the sound of women’s derisive laughter, sir, it’s well deserved in your case.
Please use this link if you want to read the article without giving the hosting site additional hits! :-)
Few things make me happier that I decided mainstream Christianity wasn’t for me than having some fedora-wearing dudebro try to beat me back into a Woman’s Proper Place™ with a Bible.
“Few things make me happier that I decided mainstream Christianity wasn’t for me than having some fedora-wearing dudebro try to beat me back into a Woman’s Proper Place™ with a Bible.”
That says it better than any reaction I could ever have my god this is a disgusting article
wooooooooow
I hope he chokes on his crucifix adorned fedora.
I don’t mean to offend any genuine Christians out there, but fuck this guy’s “God.” Scare quotes intended.
…………………………………
I am not going to tar all Christians with the same brush. I am NOT.
However. THIS IS WHY CHRISTIANS GET A BAD REPUTATION.
I want to throttle sexist Bible-bashing fuckmuppet.
“But a hard, mean, manly woman is difficult for a real man to care for.
Most real women, when they make themselves ugly the way you all are
ugly, don’t have a million dollar budget to pretty themselves back up.”
what
what the actual fuck
like??? it just gets worse and worse the longer he prattles on.
“I’m nobody’s idea of Prince Charming, but let me do my little part to rescue you from yourselves.
And
if there are any men that happen to be reading this, c’mon dudes. Tell
your entertainers that you want them to show us the worth of women.”
Every shift without fail I have a customer ask me which tea I’d recommend, and every time I forget what “Sbux legendary customer service” is supposed to look like and tell these people to their faces that I hate tea and think it belongs in the Boston Harbor.
TWO
Me: *doesn’t like loud noises* Also Me: *stands in the back room at work and yells aaaaaaaa for no reason*
My coworkers are finally used to it and no longer come to investigate the noise. Probably because I sometimes answer their “Hey, do you know if–” questions with an unnecessarily dramatic “AAAAA”. Sometimes they just offer a quiet “Why” or “Stop” but most of the time they say OK and go back to what they were doing.
THREE
In 39 days I am out of this state and I am never, ever coming back.
She didnt have to but the author gave me a little of a lesbian relationship when the match finished and i couldnt be more grateful. I feel NICE
Yeah this is straight up Canon. I have followed the author for years and her friend wrote a fiction in the tfc world about Alvarez and Laila and she incorporated them into a later book. I mean I was just an observer but p sure her friends fic is canon and it was about Alvarez and laila as a lesbian couple. Recommend checking it out. Prob it’s the oldest fiction on ao3
Edit: starting to doubt my memory?? Any old folks also remember this or am I crazy??????
Don’t Speak Against the Sun is the oldest AO3 fic, ya, was a surprise fic from Z while I was struggling to get my act together with the final TKM edits. Tish & Sarah ((and their team)) are Z’s creations entirely, and Laila & Alvarez were a quiet response back. I owe Z a helluva lot more than some ninja nod, though, considering how many years she’s put up with me and my incessant BUT WHAT ABOUT emails.
Although I never want to write a fourth TFC book, for a while there I really wanted to write the outlying stories – a book about Dan’s first year with the Foxes or a book starring the Trojans in the year after the events of TKM ((with obligatory Fox cameo at finals)). Luckily for me & my sanity, Dan’s story ran aground years ago and there are enough Trojan headcanons flying around that I don’t have to do any real work. Ha.
