Wait, it gets better. It cost them very little to make the the gloves.
Follow @the-future-now
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your fave is problematic: the fallow mire
No church in the w i l d
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING EDIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE OH MY GOSH GET OUT OF HERE OH MY GOODNESS
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- mom: stop fucking watching anime
- me: の
me: I’ll throw my computer out the window before I ever write again
also me: I can’t wait to write that scene where that thing happens!!!
- someone: *loses tumblr user coldsaturn in a crowd*
- me: i've got this guys
- me: *clears throat*
- me: i just finished the last book of the aftg series!!!!
- coldsaturn: *crashes through the window*
- coldsaturn: OKAY BUT HAVE YOU READ THE EXTRA CONTENT
When you see this, share three random lines from a WIP.
Remember that time we wrote a book about sentient raptors who lived off the coast of Australia and successfully subjugated the country on their first invasion attempt? Haha, good times, so glad we’ve evolved to fictional sports and cannibalistic priests.
Also I’m cheating and doing 2 WIPs because they’re both stalled out til Portland.
E.
She shoos me out from behind the counter with long fingers and longer nails and takes in my outfit with a hooded gaze. “You’ve gained weight. You should probably invest in a bigger skirt.”
“You should probably invest in a cup of No one fucking asked you,” I shoot back. Her slow smirk says she’s unimpressed by my comeback, so I give her a good look at both middle fingers. “Casper says you look fabulous tonight, by the way. She also says you snore.”
That’s enough to take the smile off her face. How the undead can be so prejudiced against the actual dead, I don’t know, but it’s nice knowing even vampires can get the creeps. “How many times must I tell you to keep your ghost out of my room?”
M.
Luciana only once made the mistake of asking “Why?”
One word for too many questions: why had Ale turned on her, why had Jess chosen her over her own coven, why couldn’t Jess have been fast enough to save the part of Luciana that really mattered?
Jess had considered it for only a minute before saying, “Some kids get pinatas and a cake. You got to be a sacrifice. Them’s the breaks, kiddo.”
im smol and ready 2 brawl
I don’t even care, this can go on my main blog. Shofie smol too. But yeah. I’m 5′2″, and holy shit I can relate SO MUCH
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Person recording: “Remy, sit!” [Puppy sits]
Person recording: “Speak!”
Puppy: [deep, brash voice] “FUCK!”
Person recording: “Good boy!”
(via kaijueiga)
playing video game
- game: this weapon has +6 damage and +4 defence from your current weapon
- me: but it ugly
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woe, canada: for the first time in 46 years, no canadian teams qualified for the stanley cup playoffs
oh no!
…………………….*whimper*
This has actually broken my Canadian heart a little.
*curls up in Woe Corner*
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Just got a reminder that @selurdour and I are going to be in the same city in passing this summer, so I sent her a frantic WHAT DO YOU THINK OF AARON MINYARD text. Because that’s honestly the best indicator of how well we’ll get along IRL. I don’t remember if I’ve mentioned it along the way but Aaron is definitely one of my favorite Foxes. He and I have the same shitty attitude toward people.