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dansphalluspalace:

unimpressedcats:

boop boop boop boop

i didn’t realize i needed this on my blog until now.

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mamasam:

politicalmachine:

roman-numerals:

professor-van-helsing:

digg:

This pizza place has a very good idea

yes yes yes

The owner, a 28-year Army vet, will even help students with their assignments “to the extent that I can.”

NO, NO, I’M NOT CRYING.

awww, this is so kind/wonderful

What a wonderful person.

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sowideasea:

dorodraws:

Genderbend Sleeping Beauty

Yeah ok so genderbent prince’s outfit is almost exactly the same as the original one fight me. I did those dresses at least >w>

ooo genderbent Phillip, ooooo— i mean, er, what?

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facetiousfantast:

autoharleys:

i-need-a-map:

“oh shit the bomb is gunna’ go off, better make make it look cool.”

he did.

#cool guys don’t look at explosions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIVGXktag-I

Source.

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blua:

A cat and fox became two unlikely best friends that share a territory and hunt together as well as frequent cuddling. 

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jellyfishdirigible:

teratocybernetics:

ceruleancynic:

cleolinda:

(via “Maybe I needed to prove that I’m wife material. If he wanted 300 sandwiches, I’d give him 300 sandwiches” - The Hairpin)

I think this couple deserves one another. 

The number of people defending this as ‘sweet’ and some sort of return to courtesy and values over on Twitter makes me want to punch nuns.

Swear to fuck anyone who said this to me even as a joke, I would slice thinly and make INTO three hundred sandwiches.

oh my god

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megidoparty:

foreverpurity:

burloire:

bowtied:

digimage:

lizawithazed:

I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke.

I understand this reference

Oh! Bird puns!

Alright, alright, going with the crow theme — did you know, the only real difference between crows and ravens is that crows have five pinion feathers, and that ravens only have four.

So the difference between a crow and a raven? Well, that’s a matter of…..

….a pinion.

FUCK

LOL

IT GOT BETTER

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heremyownuniverse:

iamjantolocked:

this-is-a-good-idea:

an-australasian-writer:

simple solutions motherfuckers

THE LAST ONE

I think this is my favourite video

Genius!

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amydentata:

nfdystopian:

impossibletospell:

gxesio:

deaexlibris:

acquaintedwithrask:

thatssoscience:

Slime mold was grown on an agar gel plate shaped like America and food sources were placed where America’s large cities are. 

The result? A possible look at how to best build public transportation. 

I just really like the idea of slime mold on a map of the US. It’s beautiful.

I’m—

holy shit

I have a raging science ladyboner right now.

I’d love if we could do it on a state-by-state basis.

That same slime mold once affirmed that the Tokyo subway is pretty well-designed.  

Using slime molds as a calculator.

Using slime molds as a calculator.

Using slime molds as a calculator.

Natural computation: it’s a thing, and it’s awesome. What is the universe but a really, really complicated computer?

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Now imagine if it was bigger.

Sleep well, kiddos.

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doityourselfproject:

Paint primary colors on fan wings

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moshingracingoperating:

*whisper-screaming Highway to the Danger Zone*

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