I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

  • Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
  • Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
  • Me: We cool?
  • Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
  • Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
  • Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
  • Me: So...can I get out now?
  • Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
  • Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
  • Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
Apr. 10 2013
#general awesome
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leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ” leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ” leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ” leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ” leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ” leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ” leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ” leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ” leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ” leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ”

leandraholmes:

unabating-deactivated20190408:

How Animals Eat Their Food

OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. 

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Apr. 10 2013
#Lawlz
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taoya:

cuncumberbatch:

deanisanactualprincess:

betachan:

filthytricksyhobbitses:

ladyintheattic:

peppermintwinds:

senbo-sencho:

emimichelle:

lidlesseye:

freakingpotter:

H O W ?!

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Holy shit

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I keep trying to think of a good comment for this but I’m speechless, really.

My god.

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there are no words

wow dang dangle

the amount of time this person put into finding the right glasses and making sure they had the amount of water they needed so they had the right pitch is amazing. 

fits the song so well

just amazing… *_*

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Apr. 9 2013
#general awesome
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juicyjacqulyn: “ jellobatch: “ themyskira: “ Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x) ” Real shit ” How to make a joke involving rape mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim good stuff ” juicyjacqulyn: “ jellobatch: “ themyskira: “ Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x) ” Real shit ” How to make a joke involving rape mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim good stuff ” juicyjacqulyn: “ jellobatch: “ themyskira: “ Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x) ” Real shit ” How to make a joke involving rape mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim good stuff ” juicyjacqulyn: “ jellobatch: “ themyskira: “ Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x) ” Real shit ” How to make a joke involving rape mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim good stuff ” juicyjacqulyn: “ jellobatch: “ themyskira: “ Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x) ” Real shit ” How to make a joke involving rape mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim good stuff ” juicyjacqulyn: “ jellobatch: “ themyskira: “ Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x) ” Real shit ” How to make a joke involving rape mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim good stuff ” juicyjacqulyn: “ jellobatch: “ themyskira: “ Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x) ” Real shit ” How to make a joke involving rape mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim good stuff ” juicyjacqulyn: “ jellobatch: “ themyskira: “ Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x) ” Real shit ” How to make a joke involving rape mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim good stuff ”

juicyjacqulyn:

jellobatch:

themyskira:

Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x)

Real shit

How to make a joke involving rape

mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim

good stuff

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Apr. 8 2013
#general awesome
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lelianas-archive-deactivated201: “ Have you got a minute to talk? ” The first time I played ME2 I thought Mordin was worthless and annoying. The second time through I asked my sister why he wasn’t a romance option. Oh Mordin. lelianas-archive-deactivated201: “ Have you got a minute to talk? ” The first time I played ME2 I thought Mordin was worthless and annoying. The second time through I asked my sister why he wasn’t a romance option. Oh Mordin. lelianas-archive-deactivated201: “ Have you got a minute to talk? ” The first time I played ME2 I thought Mordin was worthless and annoying. The second time through I asked my sister why he wasn’t a romance option. Oh Mordin. lelianas-archive-deactivated201: “ Have you got a minute to talk? ” The first time I played ME2 I thought Mordin was worthless and annoying. The second time through I asked my sister why he wasn’t a romance option. Oh Mordin. lelianas-archive-deactivated201: “ Have you got a minute to talk? ” The first time I played ME2 I thought Mordin was worthless and annoying. The second time through I asked my sister why he wasn’t a romance option. Oh Mordin. lelianas-archive-deactivated201: “ Have you got a minute to talk? ” The first time I played ME2 I thought Mordin was worthless and annoying. The second time through I asked my sister why he wasn’t a romance option. Oh Mordin. lelianas-archive-deactivated201: “ Have you got a minute to talk? ” The first time I played ME2 I thought Mordin was worthless and annoying. The second time through I asked my sister why he wasn’t a romance option. Oh Mordin. lelianas-archive-deactivated201: “ Have you got a minute to talk? ” The first time I played ME2 I thought Mordin was worthless and annoying. The second time through I asked my sister why he wasn’t a romance option. Oh Mordin.

lelianas-archive-deactivated201:

Have you got a minute to talk?

The first time I played ME2 I thought Mordin was worthless and annoying. The second time through I asked my sister why he wasn’t a romance option. Oh Mordin.

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Apr. 8 2013
#masseffect
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Apr. 8 2013
#stars
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nataliesfantasticadventures: “ I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer ” I have googled this exact question at least twice.

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

I have googled this exact question at least twice.

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Apr. 8 2013
#writing
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alljustletters: “ beeishappy: “ TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x] ” We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you. ” alljustletters: “ beeishappy: “ TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x] ” We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you. ” alljustletters: “ beeishappy: “ TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x] ” We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you. ” alljustletters: “ beeishappy: “ TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x] ” We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you. ” alljustletters: “ beeishappy: “ TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x] ” We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you. ” alljustletters: “ beeishappy: “ TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x] ” We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you. ” alljustletters: “ beeishappy: “ TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x] ” We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you. ” alljustletters: “ beeishappy: “ TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x] ” We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you. ” alljustletters: “ beeishappy: “ TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x] ” We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you. ”

alljustletters:

beeishappy:

TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x]

We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you.

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Apr. 6 2013
#Lawlz
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rnortal: “ similar posts here ”

rnortal:

similar posts here

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Mar. 27 2013
#imagery
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When I don’t know how to end my book

title2come:

Option A - 

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Option B - 

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We all know which way I’m leaning

Mar. 27 2013
#writing
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Mar. 26 2013
#imagery
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Mar. 21 2013
#imagery
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Mar. 21 2013
#imagery
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superwholockianlady:

niamharthur:

The Philosophers International Trailer (x)

Em…Can someone please tell me why Tumblr isn’t talking about this?!!

Right Tumblr, I know I posted this video yesterday, but since then the proper film twitter sent me the official trailer link and asked me to spread it around so they can get as many well-deserved views on it as possible.

Come on guys, I know we can do this! 

Share as much as you can!

This is incredible.

Do want.

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Mar. 19 2013
#general awesome
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deliriosdefrikeza: “ Sketches by LINRAN ”

deliriosdefrikeza:

Sketches by LINRAN

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Mar. 16 2013
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#death
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