Tumblr Aries HARDCORE !!!!

Irl Aries a fucking whining baby

Tumblr Taurus Strong and Loyal :))

Irl Taurus a mess of a human

Tumblr Gemini Our Enemy

Irl Gemini Our Enemy

Tumblr Cancer sweet and kind and sympathetic :)

Irl Cancer Satan

Tumblr Leo Loud and proud!!!

Irl Leo won't get anything done

Tumblr Virgo sophisticated and polite

Irl Virgo a bitch

Tumblr Libra Straightforward and cool!

Irl Libra doesn't know shit

Tumblr Scorpio mysterious and dangerous

Irl Scorpio big cat

Tumblr Sagittarius Nice all the time

Irl Sagittarius will kill you

Tumblr Capricorn Setting out for the best!!!

Irl Capricorn in bed eating discount brand cheese puffs

Tumblr Aquarius uwu baby

Irl Aquarius ARE YOFU FUCKING REDAD Y TO PARTY

Tumblr Pisces a fish

Irl Pisces a shitty fish