One of these days I’d like to know why my typos are such a mess. I’ve noticed they’re less likely to be spelling errors and more likely to be the wrong word entirely… like writing “mean” for “me” and “name” for “brain”, things like this.

Most of the time they’re things my brain reads as half-rhymes, so I kind of figured it was just misfiring like a jerk, but once in a while I’ll be looking over a story and find a spot where, instead of saying “They took the elevator down”

it says

helicopter

like… what?