By the way, my sister hasn’t read the Fox books yet. She knows the kind of person I am and knows this is basically a setup. After seeing how you guys are reacting she’s convinced now more than ever that reading them will be a mistake.

I tried winning her over by pointing out that this series has the closest thing to a happy ending I’ll ever write. She remained skeptical.

Her: oh yeah? how many characters die?
Me: uhhh are we talking main characters or-
Her: BYE

Trololol
My work here is done.