Good evening! We would like to thank you for choosing Innsmouth Academy for your educational needs this fall.

Some benefits of your continued education include but are not limited to the following:

An all-new course on why golems are never worth the cost of experimentation.

Several extracurricular clubs designed to optimize connections with like-minded individuals.

Hourly and daily rentals at the boathouse, with all associated charges included in your tuition!

Just be advised to steer clear of the basement unless otherwise directed by trusted members of the faculty.

“Dad, I made a mistake, can I come home now?”