Tumblr, help :O I’m trying to start a little collection for the new project—Anyone out there got a favorite (or a few favorite) really cheesy pickup line? The only one that’s coming to mind right now is *holds out hand* Hey, can you hold this for me?
I was waiting for this moment
*clears throat*
“Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
“I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.”
“I would offer you a cigarette, but you’re already smoking hot”
“Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type”
lol Those are all perfect but that first one is flawless :D Your godson needs all the help he can get, the poor bastard
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“I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?” alternately “Hey, I think my phone’s broken, it doesn’t have your number...
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See that guy over there? He wants to know if you find me attractive.
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Baby, how much do you weigh? Never mind, it doesn’t matter. I could still pick you up. 😘
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So it’s not a clear-cut pick up line like Etra’s (which. omg amazing) but I died when I read it and I’m sure you could...
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my godson looks like the next trash king already, I’m so proud of him.
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lol Those are all perfect but that first one is flawless :D Your godson needs all the help he can get, the poor bastard