ONE

Every shift without fail I have a customer ask me which tea I’d recommend, and every time I forget what “Sbux legendary customer service” is supposed to look like and tell these people to their faces that I hate tea and think it belongs in the Boston Harbor.

TWO

Me: *doesn’t like loud noises*
Also Me: *stands in the back room at work and yells aaaaaaaa for no reason*

My coworkers are finally used to it and no longer come to investigate the noise. Probably because I sometimes answer their “Hey, do you know if–” questions with an unnecessarily dramatic “AAAAA”. Sometimes they just offer a quiet “Why” or “Stop” but most of the time they say OK and go back to what they were doing.

THREE

In 39 days I am out of this state and I am never, ever coming back.