Y’know, I have two “assigned” places in my room where I am supposed to put my glasses when I go to bed, but because I have Zero Common Sense and refuse to learn from my mistakes, I continue to drop them anywhere I goddamned please… which means half the time I wake up I get to stumble around my room and pat down every hard surface in search of the blasted things. You’d think I’d’ve learned by now, but that’s obviously asking too much.