Me: Christ, are you watching that Teen Wolf show again?

Sister: :D

Me: I just want you to know I am deeply ashamed on your behalf.

Sister: 8D

Me: wtf was all that screaming earlier? Was some girl being werewolf-raped or something? Because that's fucked up.

Sister: Oh, no, he was just tightening this metal helmet on her head and she was screaming because he was turning the screw into her forehead/skull.

Me: o__o

Me: D8 ...........................*slowly edges away behind the kitchen wall*

Sister: I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW ABOUT ALL THE GOOD PARTS YOU'RE MISSING

Me: STOP TALKING TO ME