cleolinda

(via "Maybe I needed to prove that I’m wife material. If he wanted 300 sandwiches, I’d give him 300 sandwiches" - The Hairpin)

ceruleancynic

I think this couple deserves one another. 

teratocybernetics

The number of people defending this as ‘sweet’ and some sort of return to courtesy and values over on Twitter makes me want to punch nuns.

jellyfishdirigible

Swear to fuck anyone who said this to me even as a joke, I would slice thinly and make INTO three hundred sandwiches.

korakos

oh my god