doucheboob:

Why have mixed feelings when you can have mixed drinks

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cecilyacat:

Drinking game: Take a shot every time @coldsaturn links someone to the extra content. Have fun being drunk all day.

prettykins:

korakos:

oh my god

i need it

? I thought that was shampoo…..it looks like shampoo…..so it has alcohol in it as well….? ;);)

It really does look like shampoo, doesn’t it? ahaha

On the bright side, it’s probably the safest liqueur to have in my house, because I’d spend more time admiring it than actually chugging it.

Lies, that shit would be gone in 5 seconds.

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textsfromagartha:
“(202): When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it’s gonna be a good day
Submitted by: @aoirann
”

when you love the company you work for and don’t hate your job and yet want to choke out at least half the people you work with because oh my fucking god

theunclaimedgeneration:
“ TUG***
”

just-shower-thoughts:

Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

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sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

zftw:

when you’re in the liquor store and see a new flavor of vodka 

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Signs + Stress

  • Freaks out & goes crazy: Aries, Scorpio
  • Tries to find a solution: Virgo, Taurus , Capricorn
  • Does breathing exercise: Cancer, Leo, Pisces
  • Alcohol: Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius