halp i can’t stop
grindr inches…….
My man Blaine Stewart being the one true ally
Ive never seen a man so tired both of snow and of being let down by his expectations for dick
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in retail, we don’t say “i love you”. we say “i got you a five hour energy shot, knock it back and let’s do this shit” and i think that’s beautiful
a relatable sibling feel
my sister: *gets in the shower*
me, fully clothed and three rooms over: HEY I WAS LITERALLY A B O U T TO GET IN THERE YOU SHITFUCK I’M PRACTICALLY I N THE SHOWER RIGHT NOW AND YOU JUST???? OK
(via joshpeck)
- mom: stop fucking watching anime
- me: の
Person recording: “Remy, sit!” [Puppy sits]
Person recording: “Speak!”
Puppy: [deep, brash voice] “FUCK!”
Person recording: “Good boy!”
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“why do all moms do this”
wheres the tw:(
@korakos …did you want more of these? ;)
(via confidentialfinch)
i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”
tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?
its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.
this sjust in obmama creates new law demanding that all men shave off their nipples “just cut them right off jusut fucking do it they dont do anyhting” he was quoted as screaming off the white house roof this morning
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Something Rotten!
omg a musical song about COMPLAINING ABOUT WRITING
My whole life I have been waiting for this. MY WHOLE LIFE.OH MY WORD
YES.
@korakos, sound familiar?