- me, jumping from one emotional extreme to another: parkour
this is funny
like really, really funny
You sly bugger. That took me a while.
I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.
Reblog when you get it…
THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY WHAT DOES IT MEAN
modern au where instead of dark marks voldemort just mass texts the skull emoji to summon the death eaters.
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England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmaoThis explains a lot
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By the way, my sister hasn’t read the Fox books yet. She knows the kind of person I am and knows this is basically a setup. After seeing how you guys are reacting she’s convinced now more than ever that reading them will be a mistake.
I tried winning her over by pointing out that this series has the closest thing to a happy ending I’ll ever write. She remained skeptical.
Her: oh yeah? how many characters die?
Me: uhhh are we talking main characters or-
Her: BYE
Trololol
My work here is done.
maggie-the-red-vane-trevelyan:
i h a v e m a d e a m i s t a k e
Angsty Danger Love Story
Strictly Platonic Culinary Angst
Drug fueled office fingering.
Now with more velociraptor lapsex
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TSW Storyline in a Nutshell
- Literally EVERYONE else: orochi NO
- Orochi: Orochi YES
- Orochi: no okay wait
- Orochi: fuck shit
- Orochi: orochi NO
- Gaia: goddamnit
obi-wan kenobi: twenty years ago i lost my best friend and brother anakin skywalker
darth vader from the next room: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD
obi-wan: sometimes i can still hear his voice
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- Neil: [in a crowd and can't find andrew] this calls for drastic measures
- Neil: [using his hands as a megaphone] NEIL JOSTEN SUCKS
- Andrew: [from across the room] ILL FUCKING KILL WHOEVER SAID THAT
- Neil: There he is
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.
That spiralled so quick
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