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Anonymous asked:

seymour give me some wisdom

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sandsvendor100:

If You Got Appels

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Eat Those Appel

One day wasdplz and I will understand why our sense of humor is so different… why I think pun dog is my spirit animal and she’s dying over things like this

Aug. 10 2015
#Lawlz
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locketofyourhair:

meirelle 

This will never die.

TICK TICK TICK

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I STILL QUOTE THIS AT PEOPLE

mysoulforcoffee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aug. 5 2015
#weiss kreuz #Lawlz
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minim-calibre: “ tygermama: “ hellotailor: “ pinstripesuit: “ WHAT IS HAPPENING ” can u believe this ” it’s like a buddy cop movie. He’s the serious, no nonsense by-the-book human She’s the smart-mouthed, jungle-wise velociraptor who’s always showing...

minim-calibre:

tygermama:

hellotailor:

pinstripesuit:

WHAT IS HAPPENING

can u believe this

it’s like a buddy cop movie. He’s the serious, no nonsense by-the-book human

She’s the smart-mouthed, jungle-wise velociraptor who’s always showing up fifteen minutes late with someone’s arm in her mouth

This I would watch.

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Jan. 4 2015
#Lawlz #Flawless
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Playoff Hockey Emotions:

  • Optimism: It's going to be okay. There is still lots of time. We can still do this. It's possible. Believe.
  • Sadness: Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhy? Why is this happening? You always do this to me. Please just score. Please.
  • Anger: YOU FUCKING SHITS! FOR FUCK SAKES! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? FUCK.
  • Negativity: This is stupid. I'm done. You aren't even trying. You obviously don't want to win.
  • Pride: AH! YES! OMG! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! I LOVE YOU BEAUTIFUL MEN! I WANT TO HAVE A GROUP WEDDING AND MARRY ALL OF YOU!
Apr. 27 2014
#Lawlz #nhl #chicago blackhawks #sadbuttrue
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“Oh good, a powerplay!”
— said no Blackhawks fan ever (via syncytio)

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Apr. 19 2014
#nhl #chicago blackhawks #Lawlz #sadbuttrue
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Dec. 18 2013
#death #Lawlz
228 notes

REBLOG IF YOU THINK DIE HARD COUNTS AS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE

indelicateink:

zambonirider:

violue:

WHAT.

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it not only counts as a christmas movie, it is THE christmas movie. (Well, and Lethal Weapon.)

true story

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Nov. 28 2013
#Lawlz
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malschick: “ behold-the-man: “ spunkellie: “ dont-bore-me-to-death: “ friskysecret: “ yonkobe: “ transinboots: “ transstingray: “ sorenhateseverything: “ tsulamon: “ epochayur: “ this game is bullshit, you have to go through a tutorial until level...

malschick:

behold-the-man:

spunkellie:

dont-bore-me-to-death:

friskysecret:

yonkobe:

transinboots:

transstingray:

sorenhateseverything:

tsulamon:

epochayur:

this game is bullshit, you have to go through a tutorial until level 18, and your stats start to go down after level 30 not to mention the romance mini-game is hard as fuck

sadly the PVP is a lie. You get a debuff called jail

it also fails to mention that once you hit level 18 it actually does have a monthly fee and it’s really fucking steep. but at that point everyone’s too invested to quit playing so ugh yeah

I don’t even get to choose anything about the initial details of my character.

>_>

Pff the graphics really suck, I needed to get a third party program just to make everything focus.

If the character they give you isn’t the right gender, the patch is expensive as hell and takes forever to install

I thought I was really good at this game, but there are millions of people better at it than I am. ::::/

I died ONCE and they closed my fucking account what the hell

All the travel takes for fucking ever too. They desperately need to patch in some sort of teleport system.

Don’t even get me started on how boring the endgame is. 

everyone in the game keeps arguing over whether or not there’s an admin or not and its really annoying

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Nov. 10 2013
#general awesome #Lawlz
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Always zebras except when it isn't: bioticbootyshaker: drtanner: missmokushiroku: thegamingmuse:... ➔

bioticbootyshaker:

drtanner:

missmokushiroku:

thegamingmuse:

all-four-cheekbones:

n-o-r-m-a-n-d-y:

nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location

“this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items”

…

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Oct. 7 2013
#Lawlz
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grim-the-nerd: “ humortrain: “ If Humans Crossed the Street Like Animals ” I LAUGHED MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE ” grim-the-nerd: “ humortrain: “ If Humans Crossed the Street Like Animals ” I LAUGHED MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE ” grim-the-nerd: “ humortrain: “ If Humans Crossed the Street Like Animals ” I LAUGHED MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE ” grim-the-nerd: “ humortrain: “ If Humans Crossed the Street Like Animals ” I LAUGHED MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE ” grim-the-nerd: “ humortrain: “ If Humans Crossed the Street Like Animals ” I LAUGHED MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE ”

grim-the-nerd:

humortrain:

If Humans Crossed the Street Like Animals

I LAUGHED MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE

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Oct. 4 2013
#Lawlz
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Oct. 2 2013
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#Lawlz
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dansphalluspalace: “ unimpressedcats: “ boop boop boop boop ” i didn’t realize i needed this on my blog until now. ” dansphalluspalace: “ unimpressedcats: “ boop boop boop boop ” i didn’t realize i needed this on my blog until now. ” dansphalluspalace: “ unimpressedcats: “ boop boop boop boop ” i didn’t realize i needed this on my blog until now. ” dansphalluspalace: “ unimpressedcats: “ boop boop boop boop ” i didn’t realize i needed this on my blog until now. ” dansphalluspalace: “ unimpressedcats: “ boop boop boop boop ” i didn’t realize i needed this on my blog until now. ” dansphalluspalace: “ unimpressedcats: “ boop boop boop boop ” i didn’t realize i needed this on my blog until now. ”

dansphalluspalace:

unimpressedcats:

boop boop boop boop

i didn’t realize i needed this on my blog until now.

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Oct. 2 2013
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#Lawlz
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megidoparty: “ foreverpurity: “ burloire: “ bowtied: “ digimage: “ lizawithazed: “ I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke. ” I understand this reference ” Oh! Bird puns! Alright, alright, going with the crow theme — did you know, the only...

megidoparty:

foreverpurity:

burloire:

bowtied:

digimage:

lizawithazed:

I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke.

I understand this reference

Oh! Bird puns!

Alright, alright, going with the crow theme — did you know, the only real difference between crows and ravens is that crows have five pinion feathers, and that ravens only have four.

So the difference between a crow and a raven? Well, that’s a matter of…..

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….a pinion.

FUCK

LOL

IT GOT BETTER

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Sep. 26 2013
#Lawlz
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heremyownuniverse: “ iamjantolocked: “ this-is-a-good-idea: “ an-australasian-writer: “ simple solutions motherfuckers ” THE LAST ONE ” I think this is my favourite video ” Genius! ” heremyownuniverse: “ iamjantolocked: “ this-is-a-good-idea: “ an-australasian-writer: “ simple solutions motherfuckers ” THE LAST ONE ” I think this is my favourite video ” Genius! ” heremyownuniverse: “ iamjantolocked: “ this-is-a-good-idea: “ an-australasian-writer: “ simple solutions motherfuckers ” THE LAST ONE ” I think this is my favourite video ” Genius! ” heremyownuniverse: “ iamjantolocked: “ this-is-a-good-idea: “ an-australasian-writer: “ simple solutions motherfuckers ” THE LAST ONE ” I think this is my favourite video ” Genius! ” heremyownuniverse: “ iamjantolocked: “ this-is-a-good-idea: “ an-australasian-writer: “ simple solutions motherfuckers ” THE LAST ONE ” I think this is my favourite video ” Genius! ” heremyownuniverse: “ iamjantolocked: “ this-is-a-good-idea: “ an-australasian-writer: “ simple solutions motherfuckers ” THE LAST ONE ” I think this is my favourite video ” Genius! ”

heremyownuniverse:

iamjantolocked:

this-is-a-good-idea:

an-australasian-writer:

simple solutions motherfuckers

THE LAST ONE

I think this is my favourite video

Genius!

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Sep. 26 2013
#Lawlz
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mockturtletale: “ garageleague: “ ” ”

mockturtletale:

garageleague:

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Sep. 18 2013
#Lawlz #hockey
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