Reblog this if you remember The Great Strikethrough of 2007

copperbadge:

tehnakki:

copperbadge:

persisting:

we’re old, guys.

What about those of us who remember the great Blackout of 2005? 

You know, the time someone literally pressed the big red DO NOT PRESS button and turned LJ off. 

… We are so old =(

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oh the good old days

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Sep. 14 2013
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Sep. 3 2013
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journo-geekery: “ This hit me just right. ”

journo-geekery:

This hit me just right.

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Jul. 28 2013
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sorion: “ Bing, go home, you’re drunk. ”

sorion:

Bing, go home, you’re drunk.

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Jun. 20 2013
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WHAT COMES BETWEEN SEX AND FEAR???

leandraholmes:

libraryoftheancients:

riker-wears-a-skant:

pedicatio:

nothingbutthedreams:

dorkery:

FÜNF

I love you.

Oh my god.

I LOVE LANGUAGE JOKES

I should not be laughing anywhere near as much as I am.

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May. 21 2013
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kanyewesticle:

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

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oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me

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May. 3 2013
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brucethegirl: “ j-dwag: “ pizzaforpresident: “ smartaleckette: “ February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x) ” this is very important ” is this real. this is my country is this real ” note to self- move to... brucethegirl: “ j-dwag: “ pizzaforpresident: “ smartaleckette: “ February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x) ” this is very important ” is this real. this is my country is this real ” note to self- move to... brucethegirl: “ j-dwag: “ pizzaforpresident: “ smartaleckette: “ February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x) ” this is very important ” is this real. this is my country is this real ” note to self- move to... brucethegirl: “ j-dwag: “ pizzaforpresident: “ smartaleckette: “ February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x) ” this is very important ” is this real. this is my country is this real ” note to self- move to... brucethegirl: “ j-dwag: “ pizzaforpresident: “ smartaleckette: “ February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x) ” this is very important ” is this real. this is my country is this real ” note to self- move to...

brucethegirl:

j-dwag:

pizzaforpresident:

smartaleckette:

February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x)

this is very important

is this real. this is my country is this real

note to self- move to canada, they take zombie shit seriously

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Apr. 25 2013
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sorion: “ littleboy-blue: “ hybridic: “ dammit gabriel ” we are all going to hell ” 4th Book of Tumblr, 2:21 ”

sorion:

littleboy-blue:

hybridic:

dammit gabriel

we are all going to hell

4th Book of Tumblr, 2:21

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Apr. 20 2013
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Apr. 14 2013
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leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ” leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ” leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ” leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ” leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ” leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ” leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ” leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ” leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ” leandraholmes: “ unabating-deactivated20190408: “ How Animals Eat Their Food ” OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. ”

leandraholmes:

unabating-deactivated20190408:

How Animals Eat Their Food

OMFG the T-Rex :D And the rhino just about killed me. 

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Apr. 10 2013
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alljustletters: “ beeishappy: “ TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x] ” We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you. ” alljustletters: “ beeishappy: “ TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x] ” We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you. ” alljustletters: “ beeishappy: “ TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x] ” We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you. ” alljustletters: “ beeishappy: “ TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x] ” We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you. ” alljustletters: “ beeishappy: “ TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x] ” We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you. ” alljustletters: “ beeishappy: “ TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x] ” We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you. ” alljustletters: “ beeishappy: “ TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x] ” We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you. ” alljustletters: “ beeishappy: “ TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x] ” We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you. ” alljustletters: “ beeishappy: “ TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x] ” We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you. ”

alljustletters:

beeishappy:

TCR 2013.01.28 | TDS 2013.04.02 | Jon & Stephen Break Up With North Korea [x]

We loathe you, we’re just not in loathe with you.

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Apr. 6 2013
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oopswronglayer: “ Volumes are approximates. ”

oopswronglayer:

Volumes are approximates.

Feb. 3 2013
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My Over Anxious, OCD Mind...

  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
Jan. 9 2013
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iosonosherlocked:

just-love-myself-bitch:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

“Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends”

College Humor NAILS this one.

this is literally the best thing ever

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Nov. 25 2012
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wasdplz:

mybelovedcheshmas:

videohall:

Cat-Friend vs. Dog-Friend

> If your friends acted like your pets, you probably wouldn’t keep them around for long.

OH MY FUCK

holY FUCKing chRist

True story. o_o

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Nov. 24 2012
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