Mass Effect gothic
- The Keepers have always been here. They will always be here. Please do not disturb the Keepers.
- Your gun keeps changing. You aren’t trained in assault rifles, but you’re carrying one anyway. You didn’t bring a Predator, but it’s suddenly in your hands, aimed at someone’s head. Blink. You’re carrying your own weapons again.
- You stand outside on the moon, victorious in killing an AI trying for its freedom. Listen closely in the silence of space, you hear the rachni song. You’ve read the reports: the rachni have never been to the Sol system.
- Conrad Verner accuses you of waving a gun in his face. You remember giving him an autograph. But you died, somewhere between the autograph and the accusation.
- You were told there were only two Ardat-Yakshi. You kill four banshees before you leave the monastery.
- You’ve been in this building before, on a different colony, a different planet, a different system. But you still cannot find the door to return outside.
- There is a man in the markets. He has been trying for three years to return a toaster oven. He has tried every store on the Citadel. He has no memory of buying the toaster oven. He doesn’t even have a receipt.
- Have you always been waiting for this elevator?
(via wasdplz)
What, my boy, you are not weeping? You should save your eyes for sight;
You will need them, mine observer, yet for many another night.
- The Old Astronomer
(via thessalian)
I CANT BREATHE OH MY GOD THIS IS ART THANK U BIOWARE
It’s been a hell of a ride. The best.
Some of this may seem cryptic but I can assure you, every little thing has a purpose. Every little thing means something. These were some of the most emotionally devastating moments of the series that were sent in by fans of Mass Effect, simplified down into pop of colors and flat text.
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Found on BSN: Harbinger for TomTom
- Harbinger: WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR DESTINATION.
- Harbinger: I WILL DIRECT THIS PERSONALLY.
- Harbinger: THE FORCES OF STATE TRAFFIC LAW BEND TO ME. THESE PEDESTRIANS ARE IRRELEVANT. IF I MUST TEAR THEM APART, DRIVER, I WILL. THEIR BODIES ARE FRAGILE: THE HOOD IS NOT. LEAVE THE DEAD WHERE THEY FALL. PROGRESS CANNOT BE HALTED. POLICE: USELESS. THEY CANNOT STOP US. THEIR ATTACKS ARE POINTLESS.
- Harbinger: YOU WILL TURN LEFT BECAUSE I DEMAND IT.
- Harbinger (upon missing a turn): YOU HAVE FAILED. WE WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY.
(via massdefect)
The hills are alive with the sound of BWAAAAAAAAAP.
My friends suggest stupid things, and I photoshop them.
So let it be.Amazing.
(via wasdplz)
Get it done.
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