woe, canada: for the first time in 46 years, no canadian teams qualified for the stanley cup playoffs
oh no!
…………………….*whimper*
This has actually broken my Canadian heart a little.
*curls up in Woe Corner*
(via thessalian)
(via mysoulforcoffee)
Playoff Hockey Emotions:
- Optimism: It's going to be okay. There is still lots of time. We can still do this. It's possible. Believe.
- Sadness: Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhy? Why is this happening? You always do this to me. Please just score. Please.
- Anger: YOU FUCKING SHITS! FOR FUCK SAKES! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? FUCK.
- Negativity: This is stupid. I'm done. You aren't even trying. You obviously don't want to win.
- Pride: AH! YES! OMG! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! I LOVE YOU BEAUTIFUL MEN! I WANT TO HAVE A GROUP WEDDING AND MARRY ALL OF YOU!
“Oh good, a powerplay!”
— said no Blackhawks fan ever (via syncytio)
Hey Blackhawks defense, Crow and his goalpost are playing a thousand times better than you are right now. That is a fucking problem.
during the regular season, i can classify teams into categories like:
- teams i love
- teams i like
- teams i don’t care about
- teams i hate
during the playoffs, there’s only:
- my team
- teams i hate
This series should forever be known as “That time Corey Crawford played like a god while the rest of his teammates forgot how to do just about anything.”