The “I love making people who already hate me, hate me more” squad

1hell-of-a-zodiac:

Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius

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The “I will do it because you said I couldn’t” club

capricornrainstorm:

astrologysecrets:

Sagittarius, Pisces, Capricorn, Gemini, Scorpio, Aries

Also known as “you told me to do it and now I won’t to spite you club”

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Tumblr vs ACTUAL horoscopes

  • Tumblr Aries: HARDCORE !!!!
  • Irl Aries: a fucking whining baby
  • Tumblr Taurus: Strong and Loyal :))
  • Irl Taurus: a mess of a human
  • Tumblr Gemini: Our Enemy
  • Irl Gemini: Our Enemy
  • Tumblr Cancer: sweet and kind and sympathetic :)
  • Irl Cancer: Satan
  • Tumblr Leo: Loud and proud!!!
  • Irl Leo: won't get anything done
  • Tumblr Virgo: sophisticated and polite
  • Irl Virgo: a bitch
  • Tumblr Libra: Straightforward and cool!
  • Irl Libra: doesn't know shit
  • Tumblr Scorpio: mysterious and dangerous
  • Irl Scorpio: big cat
  • Tumblr Sagittarius: Nice all the time
  • Irl Sagittarius: will kill you
  • Tumblr Capricorn: Setting out for the best!!!
  • Irl Capricorn: in bed eating discount brand cheese puffs
  • Tumblr Aquarius: uwu baby
  • Irl Aquarius: ARE YOFU FUCKING REDAD Y TO PARTY
  • Tumblr Pisces: a fish
  • Irl Pisces: a shitty fish