The “I love making people who already hate me, hate me more” squad
The “I will do it because you said I couldn’t” club
Sagittarius, Pisces, Capricorn, Gemini, Scorpio, Aries
Also known as “you told me to do it and now I won’t to spite you club”
(via capricornrainstorm)
Tumblr vs ACTUAL horoscopes
- Tumblr Aries: HARDCORE !!!!
- Irl Aries: a fucking whining baby
- Tumblr Taurus: Strong and Loyal :))
- Irl Taurus: a mess of a human
- Tumblr Gemini: Our Enemy
- Irl Gemini: Our Enemy
- Tumblr Cancer: sweet and kind and sympathetic :)
- Irl Cancer: Satan
- Tumblr Leo: Loud and proud!!!
- Irl Leo: won't get anything done
- Tumblr Virgo: sophisticated and polite
- Irl Virgo: a bitch
- Tumblr Libra: Straightforward and cool!
- Irl Libra: doesn't know shit
- Tumblr Scorpio: mysterious and dangerous
- Irl Scorpio: big cat
- Tumblr Sagittarius: Nice all the time
- Irl Sagittarius: will kill you
- Tumblr Capricorn: Setting out for the best!!!
- Irl Capricorn: in bed eating discount brand cheese puffs
- Tumblr Aquarius: uwu baby
- Irl Aquarius: ARE YOFU FUCKING REDAD Y TO PARTY
- Tumblr Pisces: a fish
- Irl Pisces: a shitty fish