me: I’ll throw my computer out the window before I ever write again

also me: I can’t wait to write that scene where that thing happens!!!

Remember that time we wrote a book about sentient raptors who lived off the coast of Australia and successfully subjugated the country on their first invasion attempt? Haha, good times, so glad we’ve evolved to fictional sports and cannibalistic priests.

Also I’m cheating and doing 2 WIPs because they’re both stalled out til Portland.

E.

She shoos me out from behind the counter with long fingers and longer nails and takes in my outfit with a hooded gaze. “You’ve gained weight. You should probably invest in a bigger skirt.”

“You should probably invest in a cup of No one fucking asked you,” I shoot back. Her slow smirk says she’s unimpressed by my comeback, so I give her a good look at both middle fingers. “Casper says you look fabulous tonight, by the way. She also says you snore.”

That’s enough to take the smile off her face. How the undead can be so prejudiced against the actual dead, I don’t know, but it’s nice knowing even vampires can get the creeps. “How many times must I tell you to keep your ghost out of my room?”

M.

Luciana only once made the mistake of asking “Why?”

One word for too many questions: why had Ale turned on her, why had Jess chosen her over her own coven, why couldn’t Jess have been fast enough to save the part of Luciana that really mattered?

Jess had considered it for only a minute before saying, “Some kids get pinatas and a cake. You got to be a sacrifice. Them’s the breaks, kiddo.”

It’s Monday! That means it’s time for you to tell me about your week. ((how last week turned out, what you’re doing this week, either one)). @ me anything!

Remember how short my update was last week? This week it’s even shorter because I have been doing exactly one thing this past week: playing The Secret World. It’s Golden Week in-game, so there are nonstop world bosses and double AP boosts, so I’ve been running my secondary toon into the ground trying to get her fully leveled. Whoops.

This is what a responsible adult looks like, ya’ll. I guess life’ll return to normal after the event ends tomorrow.

tagged by @coldsaturn for the writing meme, taggin’ all my writers out there