i. what. why.
Me: Christ, are you watching that Teen Wolf show again?
Sister: :D
Me: I just want you to know I am deeply ashamed on your behalf.
Sister: 8D
Me: wtf was all that screaming earlier? Was some girl being werewolf-raped or something? Because that’s fucked up.
Sister: Oh, no, he was just tightening this metal helmet on her head and she was screaming because he was turning the screw into her forehead/skull.
Me: o__o
Me: D8 ………………………*slowly edges away behind the kitchen wall*
Sister: I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW ABOUT ALL THE GOOD PARTS YOU’RE MISSING
Me: STOP TALKING TO ME
Her life would be so much easier if she would just watch the show with me.